Be a Malaysian
national excuse for hair loss : maggi mee
national excuse for being late : traffic jam
national condom : malaysia men will choose the nearest pack from them
national food for inducing menstruation : pineapple
national fake illness for getting Mc(women) : period
national fake illness for getting Mc(men) : food poison
national excuses given by women when refusing sex : headache,wrong timing,daughter haven back yet,raining.........bla bla bla............
national excuses given by men when refusing sex : malaysian men never refusing sex
national cure for headache : panadol
national cure for dizziness : minyak angin
national cause of dizziness(for youger) : happy hours
national instant cure for dizziness (for younger) : the sign of police road block
national rubbish dump : everywhere
national most mis-pronounced name : carrefour, milo
national roadside distraction : accident, the bra-less tourist
JUST BEING A MALYSIAN
